Just read this and I think it’s hilarious, because just a few hours ago my cell rang and the caller ID indicated it was an Element-related call. This is what happened:
Me: Element, this is Jared.
Female Caller: Can I speak to your buyer, please?
Caller: Uh huh.
Me: We don’t have a buyer.
Caller: Is this not a clothing store? (Yes, that’s exactly what she said, I promise!)
Me: Nope, we’re a young adult ministry.
Caller: Oh, sorry!
Maybe she was looking for this.